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/* Any JavaScript here will be loaded for all users on every page load. */ var eggTimer; if (mw.config.get('wgArticleId') == 236) { var element = document.querySelector(".image"); element.onmouseover = function() { eggTimer = setTimeout(function() {egg();}, 5000); }; element.onmouseout = function() { clearTimeout(eggTimer); }; } function egg() { var bioDiv = document.getElementById("nkrns-bio"); bioDiv.innerHTML = "Personally defeated Dwayne \"The Rock\" Johnson in an arm wrestling contest<br/>Is such a fan of Microsoft that I had Windows installed in my own home and cars<br/>" + "Survived being struck by an atomic bomb by hiding in a refrigerator<br/>Invented Australia, but not New Zealand<br/>" + "Personally responsible for the extinction of a small, aquatic species that you probably have not heard of (because they’re extinct)<br />" + "Came up with an idea for a website that allowed people in Harvard to add each other as friends, but it was stolen from me<br />" + "Single-handedly defeated Kerafyrm<br />Once installed Microsoft Office 2013 alongside Microsoft Office 2010 despite overwhelming evidence that it \"cannot be done\"<br />" + "Later apologized to Dwayne for potentially ruining his image<br />Once ate an entire fiery hawaiian pizza without crying"; }